Hilarious writings
Just for laughs... ;)
1. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
2. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
3. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
4. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
5. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
6. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
7. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
9. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
